Post by essie on Aug 23, 2013 20:42:49 GMT
My suggestions;
A jump lead walks into a bar. The bartender looks him up and down and says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
and
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He reads her name badge and says "Ms Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long holiday"
Patricia looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. He replies £20,000
She asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager and it'll all be alright. Patty explains that £20,000 is a huge amount of money and that the bank will require some security. Does he have anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Oh yes. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about an inch tall. Bright pink and shiny
Patty is baffled by this and explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into the office. She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £20,000. And he wants to use this as collateral" She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
The bank manager looks back at her and says:
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
A jump lead walks into a bar. The bartender looks him up and down and says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
and
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He reads her name badge and says "Ms Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long holiday"
Patricia looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. He replies £20,000
She asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager and it'll all be alright. Patty explains that £20,000 is a huge amount of money and that the bank will require some security. Does he have anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Oh yes. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about an inch tall. Bright pink and shiny
Patty is baffled by this and explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into the office. She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £20,000. And he wants to use this as collateral" She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
The bank manager looks back at her and says:
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
